Omega3 Eggs
Friday, 26 November, 2004
General | 笔者: Twinsmom
What so fancy about this Omega3 eggs? I also don’t know, but last time I grab a box of this eggs put into the trolly, MCAP (my Cina ah-pek, hubby)asked:
“Why buy this eggs?”
“Omega3 mah.”
“What so great about this Omega3?”
“Err…好似系 for brain wan.” explain:”For our girls wan.”
“Why? Our girls very stupid meh? Need this Omega3 to boost meh? Our parents last time eat this kind of eggs meh? *ngam ngam cham cham*”
From there on never border to buy that eggs liao. Ya lor, why suddenly so hoo-haa about this Omega3 thingy ah?
ALmost all the MLM(multi-level marketing) got sell this O3, so as every shelf of the pharmacy, even the wet market’s ah-soh, ah-pek also got network to sell it, what they need to say just “for your brain” (补脑).
Since when our brain not capable to do their work liao? Remember alst time when I was young, my mom passed me a bowl of “tao-fu-fa”豆腐花, tell me to finish it, good for my brain, I listen to my mom finish it all, can’t remember what the taste like, but I think everyone can guess what I had ate lar–pig brain 猪脑.
I think I took few times liao. But the effect…beside my handycraft, painting very good, during my school time, the subjects all a mess–my maths never score more than 10/100, my Bahasa only the workers in my dad’s bakery can understand, my English only my neighbour’s dog can understand (sit! eat!). Geography…OK lar, luckily I like to read map and talk weather. History…also OK lar, all dead wan liao not much changes, just memorised all lor. Mandarin is my mother tongue mah, how can I fail her? Science I only interested how the metal get oxidise.
My mom look at my result every end of the semester, wander how come her very clever daughter messed up all her study, my dad will say may be because of the pig brain lor *lol**lol**lol*
So last time when MCAP asked me why my study so poor, my replied was my brain been replaced with pig brain liao, so became human head pig brain 人头猪脑 *lol**lol**lol*
You see? only the person think they lack of something they will try to find the replace. So most of the parents now a day think that their kids not clever, or no brain, that’s why keeps stuff those O3, O6, ABC, XYZ to them, please lar…have some confident to your own “product” lar, the only person need to have this kind of suppliment to make the brain capable to think is those parents leh.
And for those who sell this kind of suppliment (included formula milk), they are using the exact tactic the two conman used in the “King’s new cloth”.