Belly Button
Monday, 31 January, 2005
General | 笔者: Twinsmom
I want to blog about this since the “stocking” post, another unforgettable customer I met when I was working in the bead shop.
Same shop, same sale person (Ah Chuan), and me.
Both of us busy making the order for customer, we sit face to each others; in the middle of the working table was a rod with few rolls of cord.
We stringing, stringing, stringing…
Later someone came into the shop, I hear Ah Chuan is greeting her, so I didn’t bother just continue my work.
“Pssst…” Ah Chuan pssst me softly, I move my eyes to him from the necklace I’m working on.
He got a funny looking expression, and as usual his face turns purple when he hold his laugh, gestured me to look at my right.
I mah turn my head lor, I was in the sitting position then, so when I turn my eye level will be on people’s waist if they are standing.
So once I turned, what came into my eyes was a belly button…belly button mah belly button lor, big deal, who don’t have? but that was not a ordinary belly button, that was a belly button made me never eat “belly button biscuit肚脐饼” anymore since that day, that was…
A belly button…with black and brown color content inside! Eww…and not just a little bit wor, one whole big patch fill inside the belly button, like a mini cow dung, put a green bean or red bean inside it might sprout well.
Eww…I look back to Ah Chuan, he bows his head real low nearly touch the working table, his shoulder was shaking, and the back of his neck also turns purple liao.
I felt funny too, but not as bad as him so I turned back to the girl.
I look; this girl was standing by the small show case next to working table, viewing some of the readymade necklaces.
She was that young and hip type, colored hair, a lot of piercing on her ear, she was wearing a tube top, and pant, her pant wear so low, can see a little bit of her under pant.
A little bit of make up, actually quite practical pretty (new term I learn from a doctor) I’ll say.
But her belly button…alamak…so fertile (not her butt), her house got no full length mirror may be…
Then this young lady asked:
“Do you do belly button piercing here?”
I replied: “Sorry, no, we don’t.”
Cow dung belly button girl: “Oh, not many place do belly button piercing here?”
Me: “May be you can try Sungai Wang.”
Cow dung belly button girl: “Then do you do the belly chain?”
Before I can answer, Ah Chuan lift his head up in split-second and said:
“Err…no lar, miss, the belly chain is currently out of stock, very sorry.”
And his eyes keep looking at her belly button.
The girls actually felt a bit spooky Ah Chuan looks at her that way, so she quickly said thanks and walked off.
Our laugh burst out the minute we saw her disappeared from the escalator.
*sigh* such a good looking girl, but how come never bother about her cleanliness?
And she was not the only one we encounter, we saw the girls with dirt on the back or inside their ear, when we adjust the earring for them (and this was one of the reason the shop not allow the customer trying the earring), and also the girls with beautiful manicure, but got dirt underneath the beautiful painted nail.
What happen to them? Nice cloth, shoe, bag, accessories, make-up, but only the packaging is nice, tsk tsk tsk…what a waste…
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