Chicken Story In The Year Of Rooster
Wednesday, 16 February, 2005
General | 笔者: Twinsmom
Doc have a very nicely, funny, witty blog about the year of rooster, but he wrote it in Mandarin wor, so alot of blogger friends might miss it, so being a KPC no. 1, and also for 5xMoM’s sake, I got the permition from Doc and translated it, please read the red print in Cantonese, enjoy.
Even tho this year is kai lin (year of rooster), but not so happening like last time. 1st day of CNY only some weak firecracker’s sound, nothing to do, being a kai-zhai-moi-yan (KPC) I called up 2 -3 frens –heong kai (brunt joss stick–very thin fellow ), bak-zham-kai (steam chicken–very fair fellow), dao-pei-man-kai (spotty skinny chicken–a lot of pimples scar) go to bar drink kai-mai-zhao (cocktail), heong-kai (brunt joss stick–very thin fellow ) supposed to sell VCD, but he tao-kai (curi ayam), came out with us.
Nat many people in the bar, as little as kai-sui (chicken fleak). Tai-tao-gui(big head ghost) boss smoother his liong-pit-kai (misai) said drink up to 50 bucks free a piece of fried chicken wing, mai-chao-kai (don’t miss the offer) we drink a little bit more.
Thought want to order some tidbit to go with the drink, but we don’t know how to read the kai-cheong-ji (English) on the menu, talk to the Bangla bartender also like kai-tong-ngap-kong (chicken talk to duck), talk until kai-mo-ngap-huen (chicken drop feathers, duck vomit blood), forget about it.
Drink until early morning on the 2nd day of CNY, boss kai-tiong-ng-tun (talk non-stop can’t even perking but the chicken) said want to closed shop thanks chicken, four of us like the chong-wan-kai (blur pested chicken) chong (tumble) out the door.
Blur and swinging, bak-zham-kai (steam chicken–very fair fellow) tao-kai-ngan (eye ball can’t focus) and fat-kai-mang (chickenly blind) bump on a lamp post, got a lump big like a kai-dan (chicken egg). Later kai-zhong (chicken worm—love whoring) dao-pei-man-kai (spotty skinny chicken–a lot of pimples scar) thought wants to go ma-shat-kai (massage) relax relax. But too late, already 3am all the near by massage parlor all closed, dao-pei-man-kai (spotty skinny chicken–a lot of pimples scar) disappointed like sei-zho-long-kai (whole coop of chicken died), we could only got zhap-sei-kai (last chance), go to bak-zham-kai (steam chicken–very fair fellow)’s house da-kai (play TV game).
bak-zham-kai (steam chicken–very fair fellow)’s house like a chicken coop without a door, free for everyone to enter and go, is a good place for hide out. Last time when heong-kai (brunt joss stick–very thin fellow ) kena chok-wang-giok-kai (catch yellow feet chicken—caught in the act when having affair) by his ngok-kai-lar (fierce hen), this was the place he hiding from her.
Whose know drive half way got road block, too late to make U-turn, so mah thicken our scalp jeng-kai-kai (quiet chicken) drive through, all in sudden the traffic police blow the ngan-kai (silver whistle), we sweat like lok-tong-kai (wet chicken) : “SHIT!” then realized we are not the target, actually they wants was a gold hair ah beng.
Finally we reach bak-zham-kai (steam chicken–very fair fellow)’s house, plugged in the PS2, but couln’t find the whole stack of DVD game, everybody search like bai-shan-ng-gein-kai (praying time lost a chicken), then found it all hide in a porn film’s box. bak-zham-kai (steam chicken–very fair fellow)’s PS2 not bad, go Gun Con some more, everybody in the Time Crisis mang-meng-kai (press the joy pack), beat the bad guy until they kai-fai-gao-chao (chicken flew, dog ran). Bad guy yat-kai-sei, yat-kai-ming (one dead, one came out) so many of them.
dao-pei-man-kai (spotty skinny chicken–a lot of pimples scar) lost but still sei-kai-chang-fan-koi (don’t want to admit lost), said he dai-kai-ng-sick-sai-mai (big chicken don’t eat tiny rice grain), PS2 is for kids. So took the whole porn film collection to his room da-fei-kai (musturbate), really is bon-ye-kai-tai (chicken crowing in the middle of the nigh)—shameless.