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Saturday, 23 April, 2005
好笑咩？, 中文部落格 | 笔者: Twinsmom
家婆和我们闲聊说起土阿爸的表妹生了个宝宝，想着买一个婴儿车座，还没找到好的。
土阿妈和土阿爸说不如把那个九成新的婴儿车座让给她，反正我们也不打算再生宝宝了（如果真的再生的话，土阿妈有借口买新玩意），土阿爸巴不得家里少一样东西，于是赶紧点头。
唏…土阿婆不高兴了∶
“做勿耶吾生左? 你地甘后生再博一个仔嘛。”
土阿妈千里走单骑，一个看两个宝宝的辛苦记忆犹新，纵然宝宝再可爱，但是如果没有帮手打死都不再生。
听见这样的话全身不自在起来。但是母亲有教—家婆说话不要驳嘴，所以静静不出声。
土阿婆“说”兴正起便碎碎念起耒∶
“你地甘后生再博一个仔嘛，又惊凑，又惊身裁走样…” *再接再厉碎碎念*
十五分钟之后土阿妈顶不顺了∶
“如果你帮我凑，我咪生啰。”
土阿婆∶“甘趁我既脚重行的，你就快的生，我重可以帮你煮。”
土阿妈∶“头一个月你帮我煮，甘接落来咧？咪系我一个来顶？”
土阿婆∶“甘你个两个甘大个左，都吾使点凑啰。”
土阿妈∶“系啰，丢唛一边等巨地广东二胡，自弹自唱自己顾自己”
土阿婆∶“甘吾系点啊？博番个仔嘛。”
土阿爸都顶不顺了∶“博番个仔？万一吾系仔甘点啊？吾爱啊？”
土阿婆 *泄气*∶“费事同你地讲，洒气…”
土阿爸和土阿妈击掌 *偷笑* 。
Wei, i really day day come to your chinese blog…. just that I did not leave comment la…
I am busy ‘resigning’….I am serious.
There is a lot of mind game when you resign… aikss…u dun understand wan la…u have a happy family and dun understand all these poor people misery…aiksss
Actually, I think you should have another kid (boy or girl does not matter)…I think the more kids you have, the better. In finance, we call this DIVERSIFICATION. Imagine one day you are old, your twin will find it TROUBLESOME to take care of you (no matter how much they love you) becaues only 2 of them share the responsibility. But if you have say 5 kids and spend 1 month with each of their family, after your ‘rotation’ you see one of your kids once every 5 months. They and their children will LOVEEEEE you….
Serious. Think about it…:D
hehehe…tease a bit got see your comment liao hahaha…
ai yoh, resign also got politic and mind game? you office ppl really one kind.
ok, your reason to have kids are sounds far more “practical”, better than just tell me if have-another-kid-good-for-you, but still I think there is a full stop. (hahaha…then few months later…ta da da…accident…LOL…) seriously I scare to have another kid, I baru enjoy my “baby-free” stage :P.
But your “diversification” theory really an eye opener.
Ah Kah Sou….of course you dun know about the mind game of resigning.
If you company is a bastard co, then of course no problem. But say your company has treated you well and you have many senior citizens who have treated you like son, things get complicated.
Because you care for their feelings.
You need to give them a ‘personal touch’ ie you dun resign in a way that ‘hey, i wanna quit, just tell me when you want me to leave’
You will burn briges.
What goes around, comes around.
You also have no heart to hurt people.
Life is about negotiation. If you think about it, you’d realise that you negotiate for a lot of things in your life. Your husband, your childred, (your parents in law), the market fella, plumber, etc etc. When it comes to negotiation, it is not about who is LOUDER. It is about winning people over.
Remember, in life, if you want to get what you want, you need to win people over to your side.
Then everyone is happy la…
Tiu lor…I sound so old now….tiu lor…I should change nick to Senior…:D
you definately have to change your name to “senior” lor…hahaha…
will reply your comment as a blog, got topic to blog liao :P.
Wa Junior, i so susah balu can find your post.
ya, Junior’s idea is fit in Financial Planning. the more kids you have, the more path you planned.
Imagine in Cina, they have this 4+2+1. means 4 old people been taken care by 2 young couple, and the 2 have another kid to feed. and it goes to next generation. that mean this 2 couple will be aken by another 2 couple….. manyak susah leh.
but hoh… so many kids… u want me poor die meh!!!!!
Lockee, Junior have no idea how “lucky” he is, always being quote by me leh, hehehe…always being “put on the table” LOL…
Ya Twinsmom…the last time you quoted me..i was in ‘chicken feather, duck blood’
OK, I have finally resigned….and now preparing for my wedding and applying for a working visas in HK…
I think I can resume my blog very soon…not daily, but weekly (after I learn a few more things like adding link etc…:D) Hopefully I can start again soon…:D
good to hear this! resigned and blog again.
daily or weekly, as long still blogging :-).
wei…chinese blog leh?
Don’t be lazy…
ai yah, read manglish wan lar.
err…your picture so horror wan?
x_x”
ohhh….there is a long story to my pic…..very looooooonnnnnggggg
Basically it reflects the dark side in me…so, when i want to be nasty, my nick will change from Junior to ‘Juvenile’….
Yours leh? Why not balance wan?
Junior
*sigh* live where got so balance wan? but balance is what we seek in our live, so nah, balance wan. so difficult to being a Libra.
Junior ur theory very good. i like it. we must invest in portfolio then our investment will be more stable. hahaha
阿土妈, 顺其自然囖. 有就要没有就算了. 给一个机会知己, 也给一个机会给你将来的宝宝.
hehe
SoGua, you and Jr. come be the nanny hah? LOL…
yaya i can come n work for part time. u make a baby first k. lol.
哈哈哈…牙檫檫…