Natural Born Killer
Monday, 30 May, 2005
General | 笔者: Twinsmom
Scene 1
Afternoon daddy came home for lunch, Isabelle still not finish her rice. Daddy asked:
“Hah? You still not yet finish your lunch? What take you so long to finish it?”
Isabelle paused for few seconds, coolly replied to her daddy with her manja voice:
“I wait for you lor.”
Daddy looks at mommy:
“She killed me.”
Scene 2
Morning daddy has gone to work, Annabelle woke up found daddy not around, she keep asking mommy:
“Where is daddy?”
“Daddy goes work work already.” Mommy busy putting cloth in the laundry and answer.
“But I want daddy to stay…”
Mommy turned around:
“Come, mommy hug hug and kiss kiss.”
Scene 3
Everyone was watching CSI in the living room, suddenly Annabelle said:
“I want ssh ssh (pee).”
Daddy brought her to the toilet put her up to the throne, wait for few seconds and aksed:
“Finish?”
Annabelle waves her hand to daddy as usual when she wants to do big business, gesture she will take quite sometime, before daddy get the signal and leave, she said:
“Go, daddy, go watch show.”
Daddy came out and asked mommy:
“Since when she learn that?”
Scene 4
3am in the morning, mommy felt someone push her, open her eyes and saw Annabelle sit up and staring at her.
“Yes, mei mei, why not oii-oii?” mommy very grumpy.
“I want ssh ssh.”
“Hah? Ssh ssh in nappy lar, mommy wear nappy for you already.”
“No, no ssh ssh nappy, mei mei ssh ssh potty.”
“Urgh…ok, up.” *grumpy*
brought her to the potty next to the bed, she sit down and staring at mommy, mommy very grumpy asked:
“What?”
From the dim night light mommy saw Annabelle smiling and said:
“Mei mei love mommy, thank you mommy.”
That was the best grumpy night mommy has never had.
I guess the kid’s capability all come in the package when they born, and with the time release function, it will show when they grow.
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