Stuck in the Cheong Sam
Tuesday, 3 January, 2006
General | 笔者: Twinsmom
I stuck in the traffic jam, I stuck in the rain, I stuck in the delay flight… and never thought I stuck in a dress!
OK, OK… after read the comment in loose weight, and thought … well, it might be a good idea to take the *before* picture with me in the cheong sam, then later take the *after* picture to compare.
So I open the closet took out my cheong sam and get myself into it.
waliao… squeeze and squeeze, and squeeze, finally I am in it.
Ai yah… the zip… take a deep deep deep breath zip across my belly, hold the breath, hold the breath…. then slowly exhale…. *phew*… no hear any thread tearing sound, good….
continue zip up… ah… KNS… zip till the breast cannot zip liao, not my breast got bigger OK, I wish though. but my back so meaty!!!!
panting after the whole wearing process, sweating all around, OK, burnt some more fat, may be I should include this as one of the daily exercise hor?
OK, I really cannot zip the chest portion.
and mean while Isabelle came into the room.
:isa: : “Mommy, what are you doing?”
:tmn: : “Trying the baju lor.”
:isa: : “Oh… want jie jie help? come, I zip for you.”
:tmn: : “No need lar, cannot zip already.”
:isa: : “Why?”
:tmn: : “You lor… you and mei mei fault lor, two of you made mommy so fat now lor…”
:isa: : “Oh… I see… me and mei mei fault ah?…. mommy, can jie jie wear your fault?”
:tmlol:… speechless… she got no idea what I was talking about, but simply answer.
:isa: : “Mommy, you look so pretty, you got flower on your dress.” Then came forward pat my belly and said : “wah… mommy your tummy so big.”
Then never mind, she went out and called her sister :’”Mei mei, mei mei come, come see mommy tummy so big in flower baju…”
*@#$%*
I tell you, I *have* to get rid of this thing *point to my tummy*.
Then two girls sit by the bed see me undress.
*cham lor*… the sleeve stuck near my arm can’t take out! it kind of like my two arm kena bind by the sleeve.
I try to reach my left arm with my right hand, sh*t! cannot, my right arm kena bind tightly, move my left hand to help right arm, cannot also, left arm kena binded so limited the hand reaching range.
after five minutes… sweating again…
call the girls: “jie jie, come, help mommy pull the sleeve down.”
:isa: : “What happen? what happen?”
:tmn: : “Ai yah, just pull lar, don’t ask so much lar.”
“OK.” she pull the sleeve…. “cannot, mommy… I cannot…”
Annabelle came to aid, “come, mei mei help.”
she more detail, she look at the sleeve, then slowly squeeze her tiny finger between my arm and cheong sam, get hold to the sleeve then pull bit by bit.
*phew*…. one arm saved, then I pull another side down.
Then I so tired forgot to hold my breath, couldn’t pull the cheong sam down my tummy! *dude…*inhale, hold breath…pull…
I look at the girls, they look at me… “mommy, why you so sad?”
“No lar, mommy no sad, just…don’t know…”
then Annabelle said: “Mommy, baju so small hor? mommy cannot wear.”
*bohoohoo*….
I think you better teach your girls CPR or have them prepare to dial 999 before you try that again
Hahah..Mariah. I very kesian read your storylah. Don’t worry, now got good excuse to go shopping. And by better fitting dress. Also better to make resolution to stay healthy. Lots of thin people, but not so healthy.
I just love the way when they are concern about you, wait until one fine day, they will say like this ‘ huh! mum, you still want to wear that ‘thing’ come on….face the reality’ then they start laughing…but actually, they think you look great
Anyway, I’m sure you’ll not let them have any chance to say that to you, right ? Gambade…
Hahahahaha… I think you better go make a new cheongsam, rather than trying to fit into that one. It would be wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy easier. Hahaha… Annabelle very de clever.
Wua lau eh! I nearly laughed rolling on the floor when I read ur posting on this.
Soli, soli, I might be new leaving comments but I’ve been reading ur blog for quite some time liao. Just can’t help myself from laughing when I read this post.
Ur two Belles are so cute. Wanted to help mommy some more. Guess u better do more sit-ups lor.
Hahahaha…I have the same problem, cannot get into my cheong sam. Can zip but cannot breath. I probably will take it to the tailor to adjust it.
LOL….still got time before chinese new year… jia you bah…
Sorry la…
both gals so cute…
at least it’s no 爆裂 after u squeeze-hold breath-squeeze-hold breath…
hahahaha… buy new 1 la, got excuse to shopping le~ faster go!!!
(the only one positive thing i can think…) hahah…
repeat this prayer after me…
dear god, if you can’t make me thin, please make my friends fat. thank you.
hehehehe
Aarrgghhh, innocent kids say the darnest things
**egghead**, CPR? Annabelle might not have problem to pick it up, don’t depends on Isabelle, she is a lazy butt.
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**Along**, I will definately get new wardrobe, but only after I loose some of the weight :D.
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**Bridgette**, yah…should be grateful they only see me so beautiful, hahaha… included the big tummy they love to sleep on.
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**Jason**, you no good lar, no encouragement at all.
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**Tracy**, *sigh* definately need more sit-up :P. gald you have some good laugh, then my “stuck in cheong sam” not that wasted :lol:…
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**Michelle**, I check mine already, no extra inner trimming to extend the size liao…*sigh*…
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**Keeykeey**, ya lor, 希望起码减到一点点，买衣服也容易一点嘛，要不然每次看孕妇装也不是办法咧。
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**cming**, 是啰，爆裂就惨啰…先别买新的，等有了成绩再买嘛。
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**dSaint**, you must have saying this prayer for dW so long leh, why I only growing fatter and fatter? huh? huh? huh?
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**pelf**, yah… they so honest, speak from their heart :D, something we will never get it back again.
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**DG**, 哈哈哈…我想啊，可惜不是咧，都发育到背部去了，哈哈哈…
i tried to imagine you, in your cheong sam, and having your belles by your side as your cheerleaders.
on one hand, you probably was sweating, (you know Malaysia how hot lah), trying to get rid of the cheong sam from your body; on another hand, you were also sweating, as you were busy entertaining your belles (cold sweat came from their words, =p )…
your belles, of course out of good willing, were trying to help. little did we know that, although unintentionally, they said something cute/harsh/unprocessed/unfiltered …
on one hand, they never forget to give compliments about your dress. ‘Wah, got big flower, so pretty!’, but then later would pat on your tummy and make a comment about that. *lolz*
then later on, after all the hoo-ha of removing the cheong sam … did not forget to comment on how small the baju is …
aigh. kek sei it is.
did you ever wish that they don’t grow up so fast?
i will rather they stay adorable always, saying nothing else but the cutest words … haha.
now I am the naive one. bleh.
=D
ROTFLOL
:lol: *sorry i just can’t stop laughing*
hey really funny lar u, stuck in ur cheong sam and having **robot dance** infront of ur gals
Belles are too cute lar this time
yooooo….quick quick before and after photos!!!
eeeeee i dare not try my 8 years old levis 501…can not fit liao…ai…
but how to get back to those routine
- jogging at least 3 times /week
- tennis twice / week
- swimming twice / week / none stop 90 minutes….
- sit up morning and night…
……no 6 packs but 4 packs BUT now ALL-IN-ONE and still going strong
ok, this year plan, get rid of the 5kg 1st….
hahahah! how hilarious!!!!! ok..may i suggest the atkins diet - cut out the carbs, eat more fruits, eat fruits in between your meals cause then, you won’t get sooo hungry by meal time and wallop! good luck girl friend!
hhaahahahhaha….
yah..I was also laughing along the post..
at the cannot-get-out part, I imagine like David Copperfireld trying to get out of the madman jacket in the water tank…
Now fat is cute.
Twinsmom, make it the in thing.
Btw, can fit one. When you fat and feel tight in the cheongsam, it seems like never can make it. But after you slim down, everything becomes possible.
hahaha! Anabelle very smart, she knows must squeeze mummy’s meat little by little to take off the cheong sum!
Once for while, I will take out my old Levi trying to fit myself in too but still couldn’t zip up!
just can’t resist but to laugh at ur belles and u conversation in the stuck cheongsam…Kids are really innocent
aren’t they.
no worries, i’m sure u can do it, keep it up!!!
要接受事实…
Haha!
**greenapple**, good imagination :lol:… almost got the whole picture, but actually the period was longer, and the girls actually had a lot more conversation, but I just cut it short, they discuss between two of them how to help me take down the cheong sam. such a scene
大吉利市 :lol:…
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**Shiaulin**, thanks goodness you are not in the room with me then, you might have luagh till admit hospital
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**Leecs**, nvm lar, shiaulin like your all-in-one mah OK lor :lol:…no need to be so hard working lar.
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**mom2ashley**, I got a problem lor — I hate fruit! but thanks goodness I like veggie, so I did cut down my cab in take, and will see how the result turn out.
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**Earthtone**, you have no idea how cute your nieces are, that time is frustrated, but now think about it (even though when the time I type this post), I just can’t stop smiling.
I got a lot fat joke about myself, but never talk about it, because don’t want to offense some *other* fat people mah… you know who lar… neh… neh… neh… that one leh…
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**Jefferene**, ya lor, she saw mommy’s fat arm like that, know no hope to just pull wan lar, so mah put a little more effort lor :lol:…
Jeans ah? *sigh*… I gave it away long time ago lor… now can only wera rubber band head wan :(.
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**Jazzmint**, thanks goodness they don’t know how to laugh like you guy :lol:…otherwise… :lol:… lagi teruk!
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**Jason**, wei…落井下石？扣要belanja你的makan! :pbpbpb
haha… after read ur story…feel want to laugh lar..!!
this also same to me lar…!! aigh…!!
i got some dress, now have to pass to other relatives ler…
hope u loose weight successful wor..!! ahah
Jia You Twinsmom- be the next Datin A*** Lim hehhe
Hahahaha…U are so funny…I cannot stop laughing..Children are so direct and honest. Sometime we just can’t blame them for telling the truth. Well, good luck in loosing weight. I am sure u’ll be able to fit in soon.
Maria, I couldn’t help it but to say you are very very funny. However the plus point is both your daughters were very helpful+concern trying their best to help you
Lol. So Farnee! Maria, If I hold my breath really hard and don’t sit down, I can fit into my old cheongsum. Does that count or not? Hehehe.
Yes! Agreed with Annabelle, baju is small, mommy not fat! Ha Ha!
**Milly**, don’t pass to soemone else lar, loose weight then can wear lor :D.
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**Miracle8**, :lol:… whao…. that is a very high target to reach wor.
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**Sabrina**, have to cherish this moment when they still tell the truth, soon they will “loose” it :D.
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**Chanel**, if I was alone it will be a embarrassment, but plus two girls become comedy :lol:…
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**MG**, That was why even though I was very tiring of struggle in the cheong sam, I dare not to sit down and rest lor :lol:…
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**Sansan**, soon it will fit, I assure you :lol:…
Mummy’s baju small never mind, heart big good enough.
Never mind la.. We all go through this phase. At least you can pull up so high. Me, can’t even go above the knee la. My knee meatier also meh? I also don’t know why. aigh.
Zara’ mum, consider my cheong sam not custome made, was ready to wear, so it was lose last time, so now still got “room” to sqeeze.
if I custome made one last, most likely also pull to tight only :P.
come, let sobbing together :lol:…
Walking can loose weight cause i’m the one who loose the weight when accompany my son go school by walk, but tummy cant ler i think need to do sit up. I very lazy to do excercise n 1 month holiday i gain back 1 kgs but my son start school again so hope to loose some weight too
Aiyoyo poor mommy… nevermind la got 2 sweet girl girl. I must agree with you that tummy is the hardest to loose. I am still working on it.
Sneaked out for a swim last evening to loose some fat. I used to swim everday to shed off some kgs, now hardly can go because got one active monkey to take care.
**1+2mom**, hahaha… really ah? then I wish you loose weight again after school open lor.
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**Allyfeel**, if not because of thhis two girls I think I will be sobbing then.
so good you know how to swim, I don’t know leh, afraid of water.
Twinmom I must recommend your site to my depress client let them have a good laugh to get out of depression!
Really enjoy reading your blog lah. You can start a laughing therapy leh, earn good money wan you know! 