Stay-at-home-mom’s dress code
Thursday, 19 January, 2006
General | 笔者: Twinsmom
After what had happen the other day, reading all the comments and found I am not alone, most of us being locked or locked someone before, once in a while accident happen :tmoops:.
So we have –
Mrs B climb over the back neighbour’s 7 feet divider to get back to her house.
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miracle8 she locked both the back and front door when she gone out, but her brother was washing the car outside the house, and she also forgot to take her handphone with her.
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greenapple’s little brother locked their mom in the bathroom while she taking the bath.
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Kat got locked in her kitchen, but with the back door key, she got out the back door, went through back lorong and came back in the front door.
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So… it seems like even though stay-at-home, doesn’t mean I can wear whatever I like, because anytime those accident above will happen, then I might be caught –
* braless, short pant and singlet walking at the back ally? yee… dangerous…
* pajamas, rollers on my head, and dentureless, walk one big round from the back of the house to the front? People thought this ghost d\*mn fierce man… frighten everyone under the board daylight.
* wear and tear t-shirt, bird nest hair and bare foot waiting in front of the house? People thought some body’s maid ran away from abusive employer.
* wearing bath robe, hair wrap with towel, green face mask waiting at the balcony? Tai-tai goyang kaki show off her good life — sai-meng 晒命.
* trap in the bathroom with the red bean soup boiling in high heat on the stove? anyway… it happen most of the time, with or without locked in the bathroom.
* wearing sarong climbing up the fencing or wall? waliao… as terror as Susan if my sarong drop.
* wearing sarong climbing down the chimney? (kat said) Sorry Kat, Christmas just passed!!!
* wearing sarong climbing down the balcony? The dogs down stair must be very happy, to see the person who always tell them to shut up having such a dreadful moment.
Well, I think I better make sure I groom myself and dress well, even though just step out to the balcony.
so while stay-at-home I shall not
wearing sarong, singlet, short pant, go braless, hair roller, face mask, boil red bean soup ect etc etc.
should do the below instead —
* wear dress – so catwalk away from back ally to the front door.
* pant – easy to climb, and also can store some tools like plier or other rescue mission garget in the pocket.
* t-shirt bra – no need to worry ham-sap-lou staring.
* nice hairdo – so people wouldn’t know I just got out from bed.
* shaved armpit hair — yo… people could have spot me hanging halfway down the balcony because of the black colour patch under my arm OK.
* lip stick – so I scare or cold and turn pale also look fresh and pink mah.
* sun block – might as well get some nice sun tan while waiting for aid.
* sandwich or light snack – if trap in the bathroom for too long, as least wouldn’t get starve.
* magazine – good for waiting for aid.
so in conclusion I should wear a cargo pant at home, then store all the gargets, sun block, lipstick, sandwich, snakc, magazine etc… in the pockets.
wha…cheh… store so many thing, might as well remember the keys :tmroll:
nah, this is call EFNTD (eat-full-nothing-to-do) OK?
hi!! swung over from Zara’s mom’s blog… hope you dun mind… was wondering if you drew those the cartoons and the masthead yourself??
Hi there… I got here thru Tracy’s blog. I’m new to this blog thingy & just spent 2 hours just to figure how to customize my own template. I too wonder if you drew the cartoons yourself.. very impressive!
.. n your locking story reminds of what happened to Teri Hatcher in Desperate Housewives (u seen it?)
LOL! you should learn like those “guai loh”… put extra keys under the carpet or anywhere with a door around your house… so that you don’t kena caught without bras again… hahahaha!
I once climb up my house’s punya balcony just to get into the house
p/s: Princess… this twinsmom is a genius graphic designer lah… she drew everything!
Wah.. really eat full nothing to do..
PS, SAHM so free one meh?.. Just kidding
I think maybe shld just duplicate a set of keys, wear it around your neck.. After all, you can design the ‘key’ jewelry nice nice, wear already people thought latest fashion/design, then won’t get caught in such situation again.
walking around in a sarong is da COOL CHIC!
You always draw cartoon of yourself wearing sarong, I really thought you wore sarong at home. Real sexy.
Oh I think you need doors like star trek spaceship, open at the command of your voice. Solve everything.
hehehe, the list you give is like going for a picnic leh! I think you twin would like that! So do it again at the belcony with all the barang barang!! hehehe
wow braless, if once egghead gatecrash u then mah ’sei’ loh
change all the house locks to one type with a master key wan, then hang the master key around ur neck then mah ‘tak’ loh
(wear it as ur 21st birthday necklace-key lidat loh ::)
if you prepare the whole list, the twins might be looking forward to getting locked up with you..
wah, I like zara’s mama’s suggestions leh..
already imagining some nice key accessories.
**YL**, Yah… I am one eat full nothing to do SAHM who like to draw cartoon, and small icon :D. going to redo the masthead ( you mean the small icon right?), because I cut my hair short.
I think I caught in between the pre-CNY bustling, kind of like in the eye of the hurricane.
hey, I just read your blog, (the latest few) I like it!!!! and gosh… you really spend time to write in two language, i wanted to, but lazy to :oops:, especially you mention 六小龄童 :lol:… I remember the series :).
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**Princcess**, cool… messing around with your template, have fun or not? I saw your template, the two column need to be more white, so the wording can be more comfortable to eyes. ping me if you need help ;).
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**Eggehad**, ai yah…like that everyone come to my house will look for the flower pot and carpet liao, wait… are you suggest this to me, so next time you can really gate crash me?
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**Zara’s Mum**,
Good suggestion wor, but not sure my neck can tahan or not, nanti hunchback liao.
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**Buaya69**, in Malaysia nothing more cool than sarong, orang mya Sarong party girl, I mya Sarong party soh.
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**Michelle**, I really wear sarong at home wor, I got one dozen sarong at home :D.
the door listen to my voice? sour throat mah no need to go home or go out?
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**Contented mum**, Oh really… I just realise after you mention :lol:… it really looks like I am prepare for vacation.
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**ShiauLin**, that why the cargo pant have to keep a bra too :lol:…
People might thought I kia-su wear such a big key around my neck for 21st birthday. but one key to rule them all more practical than Zara’s mum’s suggestion, at least not that heavy :lol:…
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**ET**, no lar, they will be busy searching my pockets.
you want the kyes design? I design one for you, when you walk, clingclingklangklang :lol:… Ziheng will love you even more, like a walking toy :lol:…
so useful.
i will remember all these.
wahahhahaha~
SAHM??? not an easy task!! all the household chores and stuff!!:S tried it once when momsy hurt her hand… so i ended up staying at home for three months plus with a overaged baby and endless household chores… not mentioning the feeling of being cut off and alone. not something i wanna relive… :S
hehe…Mami normally go braless at home. So when the door bell rings, the first thing she’ll do is to run the opposite way, to the toilet..hehehe….
Hi, I am new too…one of my friend’s blog bring me here, v happy to read most of your blogs:) err, for this blog, tell u wat, just bring a Hammer will do, just Hamtam anything that block your way, haha, including ham-sap-lou n also can be used to throw it in your neighbour window which sure will get an attention in case your door is too strong 4u to open.
lol, u are really a joker!
i only go braless when i wanna go to bed at night. easy access for you know who lar…kekeke
**Keeykeey**, you need to jot down in your notebook? hehehe…
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**YL**, first time being SAHM need time to adjust, but SAHM is my goal when I was young (teacher asked: “what you want to be when you grow up?” I said: “Housewife.”), so suit me well :lol:…
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**Papi**, :lol:… sama-sama :lol:… good mah, lower the breast cancer risk leh.
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**Tom**, welcome to my blog :). first time come to my blog you already brought a hammer :lol:… useful advice, i keep it in mind hahaha…
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**Miche**, eh, good to be a joker, so when I play gin-rammy during CNY, the jokers will all come to me :D.
eh? your easy access if for the big one or the small one? since I not B’fing anymore, I can only think of another one :lol:…
the second picture the sun shud be on the right ma, since you’re over the other side of the fence already? hehehe. great funny post.
Hey! Just to share ya, check out Karen Cheng’s blog here http://www.karencheng.com.au/ She personally designs her blog as well as blogs about her kids all the time. You two alot in common la.
Avril, no turn ah? climb the other side already what :D.
Oh, yah, I read her blog before, very nice design, she is a graphic designer. I like her theme too :).
wah, cargo pants also not enough to accomodate so many things lor… sandwich summore, gotta keep doing fresh batch every day wor, so very the mafan LOL
when I have to pop out for a while, be it to the neighbourhood mini market, or drop my kids at tuition, or send/pick from school, I dun bother to change. Just whatever I am wearing at home…big ham choi t-shirt and baggy shorts and braless. sometimes never comb hair also! But I always have this paranoia that my car tyre will puncture or my car will break down.
**Sue**, cargo pant then hang a handy man bag around the waist… can gua…:lol:
:lol: :lol:… If I did drive, I think I most probably have the same fear like you.
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**King’s Wife**,
Turn edi the sun not supposed to be on the right meh? And hand oso change position?
I blur edi liao lorrr