存档于 February 2006
夜半捕鼠记（一）
28 February 2006 | 话说... | 17 回复
我家的老鼠小家碧玉似的，不能见大场面，白天驻足深闺足不出户。胆子更不用说了，小到用放大镜也只能刚刚看得到。但是说它胆子小嘛，看看它在晚间出没于厨房，旁若无人（那个时候是没人）的潇洒大方，和把我的快熟面每包咬一口的气度，我却也怀疑我是不是看错它了。可能它并不胆小，只不过长得不像米奇，有点自卑，所以不爱在光天化日之下见人，要不一看到亮灯就躲。
原本我们都相安无事，坏在自从我们的厨房从新开放后，鼠姐鼠哥都闻香而来。路过倒不妨，吃了砸坏碗碟还可以忍受，咬穿了垃圾袋给工我做也还罢，但是留下大便和细菌那就太过份了。不行！得乘它们还没酿出祸来把它们干掉。
当然是干掉它们了，残忍？那我还能怎样？还打包送去给SPCA不成？你说他们收不收？再说 “己所不欲，勿施于人”， 别说送给SPCA，送给邻居也不行！送给你你要不要？当然还有一招 “掩耳盗铃” 的方法，就好像我家大姑奶，用捕鼠笼诱捕了老鼠，然后带去屋外的沟渠边把它给放了，说是 “给它一个教训。”，翻白眼是不是？所以它们只有一条路，就是 — 死路。
好嘛，就在新年之前我们下定决心展开剿鼠行动后，就在五金店买了粘鼠片。一盒两片，一片大约8寸乘4寸，放一片在靠近垃圾袋的附近，等好戏看。
我们普遍都睡得晚，就在当晚夜半两点钟，我们听到了“吱吱吱吱…”，夹带着挣扎时粘鼠片拖地的声音，太好了！
赶到厨房一看，是只小老鼠！我和爱人你看我我看你，我们都知道要捕鼠，我们都知道它非死不可，可是我们从来没有讨论过怎么将它送死。
现在它正在粘鼠片上挣扎，还没死呢。那我们得先掐死它？用热水烫死它？打死它？不如干脆就把它活生生放进塑胶袋绑紧了，窒息而死？但是如果它死不去，咬破塑胶袋逃生，纠众回来报仇… 那可怎么办？
两人站在厨房看着那小老鼠，看了半个小时。后来爱人说：“好吧，就打死它罢。你先出去。” 哟，真英雄，没嫁错郎。
我求之不得：“小声点吓，别吵醒两个小的。”
过了半个小时，爱人铁着脸，提着一个绑紧的塑胶袋从厨房出来。
“打死了？” 他点点头，然后把袋子拿到楼下大门前先放着。
安心了？不…
第二天晚上又听见老鼠的声音！天！还有？
于是又放一片粘鼠片，又粘了一只小老鼠。好嘛，大概是兄妹俩吧。如法炮制，施与棍刑打包了事。
过了两天…
Want baby or not?
27 February 2006 | Comic | 20 回复
Few days ago while reading the newspaper…
Annabelle came out from study room…
What?…
puzzle…
Why she always says baby naughty? Which baby step on her tail?
Poor Annabelle… and A Poor Boy…
26 February 2006 | Kids | 23 回复
This morning we went for dim-sam with my father, after dim-sam bought a new potty for the girls, and later head to MidValley for jalan-jalan.
In MV, while I was walking to the MPH with Isabelle and my dad, Twinsdad and Annabelle was following behind us. I was surprised to see Annabelle crying when I turned [...]
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Hah?! Not yet go to school?
25 February 2006 | Parenting | 18 回复
Yesterday I brought the girls to 1U Kidzsport, while the girls happily playing in the playground, I having some casual conversation with some of the mothers there.
Then there was this mother of a almost 2 years old toddler, asked me how old are my girls.
“They are consider 4 years old this year, but they born [...]
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eat chicken, eat chicken
23 February 2006 | General | 23 回复
Do you still eat chicken? hehehe… guess a lot people will back up for a while, at least when I read what Paul wrote about the chicken rice store near his office, I know a lot people are afraid of the bird flu.
When the JE happen, the Chinese politician have to eat pork in front [...]
Lost in translation
23 February 2006 | Kids | 16 回复
While give the girls some pastry…
:mh2:: “姐啊，还要不要？” (Jie, want some more?)
:isa:: “Coming, coming…”
:mn:: “不要讲 coming，讲 ‘来了’。” (don’t say ‘coming’, say ‘lai2 le4′)
Isabelle stand in front of me, before I give her the pastry, I tell her to say “来了(lai2 le4)”.
:mn:: “讲，‘我来了’。” (say, ‘wo3 lai2 le4′)
:isa:: “I 来了 already lor?!”
:s:
:anna:: “Ah… ah… wen2 zi3, wen2 zi3, [...]
divulged!!!
23 February 2006 | Kids | 23 回复
Isabelle must had been hold her pee while playing the PC game (afraid her sister will take over her place), so when she realised she really needs to pee, she was running around looking for the potty, not in the toilet, then must be in the room, by the time she reach the room, before [...]
UPdate
21 February 2006 | General | 14 回复
okie…the update is….I’m very busy at work these few days. 1Q review is coming and I’m building up the P&L template for like 200-300 cost centres and projects. I dunno why it’s especially difficult this time what with the added entry requirement of orderbook info in the templates and most probably you won’t know what the fish [...]