四十岁的女人

在《天使很受伤》哪里看到的,转过来早一天‘猪’自己四十岁生日快乐(哦也!不惑之年嘢)。

這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法:

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人

Here are just a few reasons why:
為什麼呢?

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:

“What are you thinking?”
你在想什麼?

She doesn’t care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。

If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西

She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情

Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸), 因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見, 40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感

Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實

They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢?

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男 厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒幫妳們說句公道話:

“Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, here’s an update for you.
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

Why?
為什麼呢?

Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸

just to get a little sausage!
買回整隻豬!

9 thoughts on “四十岁的女人

  1. Happy Birthday wor!
    You got a big birthday present this year!
    I will agree with ths post 5 years later…kekeke

  2. 我本来还想把那一篇fwd给朋友,想想还是罢了。免得人家以为我讽刺她。

    哦,还有:生日快乐噢!

  3. Corinne,既然男人不用为了喝牛奶而买整只牛的话,o(∩_∩)o…哈哈

    Yeelee,勇往直前嗄。

    Earthtone,I am always the lead, 哈哈

    WF,谢谢 🙂 。

    萍凡女子,无望,他不善于用言语或文字表达。

    WK,不觉得这篇东西有什么能得罪人的地方,但是你的朋友你最了解 😉 。

    花袭人,转吧,让大家都看看啊。

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