转载:TNB Online

同事Cody刚刚转发来的,读完了笑个不行,有没有好心人翻译英文?想给双喜爸看看。还有,觉得好笑的原因是——我们经常也欠TNB的电费,O(∩_∩)O哈哈哈~

有天晚上,老婆撒娇的和老公说:老公我的已经迟了一个月了,可能有了呢。

老公十分兴奋的说 :dear,我们还是先别公布,保密下,下星期我们看doctor确定后再说,免得空欢喜一场。

这样俩公婆就很开心的睡觉休息去了。

由于他们家上个月没有缴付电费,隔天TNB的员工就上门来追数了!

TNB员工说:miss, 你已经迟了一个月了,快点把它settle掉,不然我难做啊!

老婆很惊讶的嘶喊:我迟一个月,TNB都知道???!!!!

TNB员工不肖的说:Aiya, miss,现在都IT时代了,我只要online check一下,什么都知道啦,没有秘密的啦!

老婆更失控的呐喊:什么?online都能check到??!!!

TNB员工看到那女人好像发神经似,害怕下,就说:其实你迟一个月而已,有些人还迟了6个月呢,没事的,你和老公商量下,然后到Kedai TNB settle吧。过后就快快跑掉了!

她老公听了老婆的诉控,si bei 生气,隔天请了假到Kedai TNB去理论。

老公一进到TNB就对着counter大喊:你们脑袋有什么问题?吃饱没事做啊?我老婆迟一个月你们也这么kai po在internet唱啊!!!你们家里老婆难道没有迟过啊?是不是要我出lawyer letter告你们啊???!!!!

那个上门追数的TNB员工试着安慰发了疯的老公说:Mister,放轻松,放轻松,要settle其实很容易,只要给钱就是了.

老公更生气:Nia bei,还要lim bei给钱???!!!没有,去死吧!!!

TNB员工惟有说:这样的话,我们惟有切掉你的……

老公瞪眼说:切掉我的???我以后用什么啊?????!!!!

TNB员工非常有型的说:Mister,你以后惟有可以用蜡烛而已啦……

9 thoughts on “转载:TNB Online

  1. 哈哈,看一次笑一次!昨天不知在谁的部落才笑翻天而已!哪里有那么糊涂的夫妇的!

  2. TRANSLATION:

    The wife was in shock and shouted: What???? I’m late for one month, TNB can know also???!!!
    TNB staff replied: Aiya, miss, now it is the age of IT, I just need to do an online check, I can know everything, there is no secret in this world!
    The wife lost control and shouted: What?? You can even check it online??!!!
    TNB staff felt frighten to see the wife who is like losing her sanity and said: Don’t worry, you are just late for one month, some people were late for 6 months, you can discuss with your husband, then settle it at Kedai TNB, then you can get rid of it!
    The hubby heard the story from the wife and felt very upset, so the next day he went to Kedai TNB.
    When the hubby reached TNB, he shouted loudly at the counter: Your brain got problem ah? Nothing to do is it? Even my wife is late for one month, you all can know and kai po over the internet!!! You want me to send you a lawyer letter to sue you??!!!
    The TNB staff who went to their house before tried to console his husband and said: Mister, relax, relax, it is very easy to settle only, you just need to pay with money.
    The hubby was getting more angry: What?? You want me to pay you for this???!! No way, go to hell!!!
    Then the TNB staff said: Then we have no choice, but to cut yours…..
    The hubby was in shock and said: what?? You want to cut mine??? Then I use what in the future????!!!
    The TNB staff answered him in calm: Mister, you have no choice but to use candle then….

    translated by ntcy

  3. *Don’t know why the top part has cut off….sorry here it is:
    TRANSLATION:

    One night, the wife told the hubby: Hubby, I’m late for one month, maybe I’m pregnant.
    The hubby is very excited: dear, we need to keep this news first, don’t announce yet, next week we will check with the doctor to confirm.
    Then both of them happily fell asleep.
    Anyway, they didn’t pay the electrical bill last month, the next day TNB staff came for bill collection!
    TNB Staff said: miss, you are late for one month, please settle it soon, don’t bring trouble to me!
    The wife was in shock and shouted: What???? I’m late for one month, TNB can know also???!!!
    TNB staff replied: Aiya, miss, now it is the age of IT, I just need to do an online check, I can know everything, there is no secret in this world!
    The wife lost control and shouted: What?? You can even check it online??!!!
    TNB staff felt frighten to see the wife who is like losing her sanity and said: Don’t worry, you are just late for one month, some people were late for 6 months, you can discuss with your husband, then settle it at Kedai TNB, then you can get rid of it!
    The hubby heard the story from the wife and felt very upset, so the next day he went to Kedai TNB.
    When the hubby reached TNB, he shouted loudly at the counter: Your brain got problem ah? Nothing to do is it? Even my wife is late for one month, you all can know and kai po over the internet!!! You want me to send you a lawyer letter to sue you??!!!
    The TNB staff who went to their house before tried to console his husband and said: Mister, relax, relax, it is very easy to settle only, you just need to pay with money.
    The hubby was getting more angry: What?? You want me to pay you for this???!! No way, go to hell!!!
    Then the TNB staff said: Then we have no choice, but to cut yours…..
    The hubby was in shock and said: what?? You want to cut mine??? Then I use what in the future????!!!
    The TNB staff answered him in calm: Mister, you have no choice but to use candle then….

    translated by ntcy

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