我去应征马杀鸡…

电话响,然后有个女人听电话,她没有说good morning还是什么,只是“唔。”这么一声。

“Hi, good morning.”她没出声,总得有个人说话,于是我先说。

“yes?”肯定不是接线员。

“I am calling in respond to the recuitment ad you put up last week….”还没说完。

“Which post?”单刀直入。

“Graphic designer. Is this vacancy still open?”很有礼貌,练习很久了。

“Ah, yes.”简单利落。

“May I come in for an interview?”心里想最好不用,酱我打来干什么?

“Ah, yes. Are you working right now?”心里打鼓*乱打*,死就死啦。

“No, I am not working right now.”问我啦,问我做什么没有做工啦,酱我可以说我有孩子,酱他们可能不要请我,酱我打这个电话做什么呢?

“Then ah, can you come right now?”吓!吓死我!光天化日这么吓人?

“Hah? Err… can I come for the interview tomorrow? I need some time to arrange… something.”其实是要安排我那两件粉肠,要托去那里?

“OK, tomorrow morning 11 o’clock.”屎!这么早?

“OK.”马死落地行。

“Can you give me your name and contact number?”要咩?想放飞机都不可以。

“OK, My name is Maria Ho, phone number is 12345678.”心不甘情不愿。

“OK.”心跳,心跳,心跳。

赶快打电话给老公:“老公,嗰个Thai Spa嘅工我call咗,天日interview。”

老公没有什么反应酱。我又说:“我好惊啊!我好惊啊!我好耐无interview过啦。”

老公终于有反应,就是笑,哈哈大笑说:“我明嘅,我明嘅。”

“重有啊,我嘅portfolio咪搞掂咔。” “我帮你印出嚟啰。”

“我好惊啊!我好惊啊!我好耐无interview过啦。死嘅啦,死嘅啦。”

“返嚟讲.”

天哪!我好怕……

这好像不像一个三十八岁,在手术台上出生入死过两次,身上带两道疤的人会说的话嗬?可是我真的很怕。不过我想应该没事啦,这是一份一间Spa的in-house designer的工,应该OK啦。酱明天要穿什么鬼衣去应征?白色t-shirt牛仔裤啦,将就点。哗… 不懂会不会等下说工没有了,问我要不要做马杀鸡。很怕很怕。

我明天去应征马杀鸡公司的in-house graphic designer,最没有前途和志气的工。

14 thoughts on “我去应征马杀鸡…

  1. good luck ah! don’t worry… I am sure they will faint seeing your portfolio one! Then they will hire you and ask you to start at 12pm also… LOL!

  2. dun worry!! when you go interview you just think that i wont get this job lar so you wont so scare already. hehe..cause i also think like that when i request for kiddy teacher post.随缘.

  3. ha… ??
    我明天去应征马杀鸡公司的in-house graphic designer,最没有前途和志气的工。

    eh… i m an in-house designer too… 🙁

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